I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!" The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it "Jumping up and down." Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Tags: humor
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